I AM SURE SOME MEDIUM.COM READERS MAY FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE BUT I HAVE BEEN MR. NICE GUY FOR OVER 2 WEEKS TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF MY GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI OVER A HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE ELECTION AND POST-ELECTION ODDNESS IN THE CHRISTIAN COUNTY MISSOURI SHERIFF’S RACE. BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO END THE GENTLE RECONNAISANCE AND SEND A NOT SO FRIENDLY DEEP STRIKE TO OUR CAPABLE DEMOCRAT — -DEMOCRATS DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE ANYMORE OR I WOULD NOT BE THE LOUDMOUTHED IDIOT WAILING ON THE ATTORNEY GENERAL. MR KOSTER IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GET OFF YOUR JEFF CITY ASS AND GET DOWN TO CHRISTIAN COUNTY AND FIND OUT JUST WHAT THE F IS GOING ON TODAY, WHAT WENT ON BETWEEN THE 2 LEADING CANDIDATES FOR SHERIFF AND TALK TO THE 7 DEPUTIES THAT GOT FIRED AS SOON AS THE NEW SHERIFF TOOK OFFICE. I COULD EASILY CHARACTERIZE THESE EVENTS BUT I LACK YOUR STATURE AND CREDIBILITY AS I AM AN ANGRY LOUD UNCOUTH ALLCAPS JACKASS WHO IS DAMN TIRED OF COWARDLY POLITICIANS AND ELECTED OFFICIALS WHO WILL NOT ASSIST THEIR CONSTITUENTS, THEIR BOSSES, WHEN THEY NEED OBJECTIVE AND CALM ASSISTANCE. I AM NOW GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING THAT I HOPE THE KY3 SEARCH ALGO WILL EASILY PICK UP — — -KY3.COM SPRINGFIELD MO CHRISTIAN COUNTY SHERIFF PLEASE COME TO INVESTIGATE THE SITUATION ATTORNEY GENERAL KOSTER. I SPOKE TO A LIFELONG CHRISTIAN COUNTY RESIDENT AFTER THE ELECTION AND SHE TOLD ME THAT FOR HER ENTIRE 51 YEARS EVERYONE IN CHRISTIAN COUNTY HAS CALLED IT CROOKED COUNTY. THAT IS BEYOND SAD. TIME TO SADDLE UP MR KOSTER. I REMIND YOU AND SOON ALSO THAT PUFFED UP SUPREME COURT JUSTICE I ONCE RESPECTED, JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA, THAT YOU, MR KOSTER AND I AND JUSTICE SCALIA ARE ALL NOTHING BUT STINKING LAWYERS. WE ARE MEMBERS IN THE COLLECTIVE SENSE OF THE BAR THAT OPERATES IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO INVESTIGATE A CROOKED COUNTY , MR KOSTER, RESIGN AND LET YOUR DEPUTY STEP UP TO THE PLATE. IF MR SCALIA WANTS TO KEEP ATTACKING HIS FELLOW JUSTICES IN HIS WRITTEN OPINIONS WITH UNHEARD OF FEROCITY AND VENOM, THEN I CAN BRING MY OWN RHETORICAL WHIP TO BEAR UPON YOUR ONCE GREAT LEGACY, MR SCALIA. YOU ARE STILL NOTHING BUT A LAWYER WITH A JOB TO DO SO DO IT WITH THE GRACE AND SUBSTANCE OF 20 YEARS AGO AND STOP DESTROYING YOUR FORMIDABLE LEGACY. YOU ARE A DEVOUT ROMAN CATHOLIC AND I AM AN HONERY ANGLICAN AND WE BOTH ARE BLESSED BY CHRIST THE KING AND WE ARE BOTH CHARGED TO USE OUR INTELLECT TO SERVE HIS PEOPLE, HIS FLOCK. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT WITH YOUR FORMER SKILL AND EXCELLENT BALANCE OF WIT AND INSIGHT INTO THE LAW THEN YOU MR SCALIA ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE AS MUCH INTELLECTUAL FIREPOWER DIRECTED AT YOUR RECENT NONSENSE AS THIS MEAN-ASS ANGLICAN CAN MUSTER. SO GET DOWN HERE TO SOUTHWEST MISSOURI — -LAND OF KY3.COM AND THE CHRISTIAN COUNTY SHERIFF — — MR KOSTER AND AT LEAST PRETEND THAT DEMOCRATS ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE BODY POLITIC THAT THEY ARE ELECTED TO SERVE. IF YOU THINK THIS IS NASTY AND UNPROFESSIONAL , I ASSURE YOU, MR KOSTER, I CAN TURN UP THE HEAT AND I WILL GLADLY LEAN AS HARD AS I CAN. I KNOW HOW MUCH TO SAY AND HOW HARD TO SAY IT TO FORCE A DEMOCRAT IDIOT LIKE YOU TO COME AFTER ME FOR A DISCIPLINARY ACTION. SWING AWAY, COWBOY AND LET THIS OZARK MULE HAVE A GOOD OL SMACK FROM A TOUGH SAINT LOUIS POLITICIAN LIKE YOURSELF. I HAVE HAD A BELLYFUL OF TIMID AND UNCARING POLITICIANS WHO ARE JUST STINKING LAWYERS LIKE ME. BUT I ASSURE THAT I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE EVERYDAY, REAL WORLD DOWN IN THE DIRT . GET OUT OF JEFF CITY AND DO SOME REAL LAWYERING FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF CHRISTIAN COUNTY.

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