1 min readFeb 4, 2017
I berate you for not writing 469 words today as you once crowed to me as I counted up to 120. It is 920pm in dairy cow heaven where you live. Bang out 300 words and call it a night. Slacker!
English Major, magna cum laude, Marine, Law School student of excellence, criminal defense lawyer of wit and persuasion and good humor and some hard shit.