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I don’t think you have written anything lately. Of course I may have seen something and then lost it in the land of Medium feed or the dying throes of internet given to me by the ‘cyborgic commercial corporation.’ You thought of that the other night while watching “Bladerunner” on your Netflix roster, right!? (Wait, wait, C cubed, U cubed, F cubed…. C C C, U U U, F F F) I wonder if your free iPod thingee is a Chinese knockoff?!

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