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Thomas R. Barton, JD
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I HAVE A LOT OF FUN WRITING THESE IMAGINARY PHONE CALLS WITH YOU V MAN. I GREW UP LOVING THE PHONE CALLS WITH DIFFERENT CHARACTERS ON MASH AND THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW AND OF COURSE THE INIMITABLE BOB NEWHART. WE ARE CREATURES OF OUR INCLINATION, OUR TALENTS AND OUR EXPERIENCES. THOSE ARE VERY JOYOUS ONES FOR ME. THANK YOU FOR INDULGING MY ECCENTRICITY. LONG LIVE GUYMARTINSHAIR. THAT IS ALL AND THAT IS ENOUGH FOR THIS OLD DEVIL DOG. RUFF, RUFF.

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