I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE THE MEDIUM.COM COMMUNITY TO TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUE ALL READS, RECOMMENDS — BOTH LEGITIMATE AND IRONIC — OF ONE THOMAS BARTON JD. THIS JACKASS HAS JUST RECEIVED HIS FIRST RED CARD FOR EXCESSIVE MOCKERY AND WILL BE BOTH BLOCKED AND PREVENTED FROM STARTING IN THE NEXT USA VERSUS LITTLE ITALY INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLY SOCCER MATCH TO BE PLAYED ON THE 16TH OF JUNE, 2016 IN THE SOCCER PITCH NEXT TO THE RACECOURSE AT THE 2016 ISLE OF MAN TT SUPERBIKE RACE TO BE HELD IN SUNNY RESERVOIR DOG, NEVADA IN THE IRISH SEA JUST 12 KLICKS FROM THE SEASIDE VACATION HOME OF FOGHATFOGBOTTOMFLATBOTTOMBOATBOGBOY HIMSELF. TIMOTHY O’REILLY WILL BE SELLING T-SHIRTS COMMEMORATING THE FOUNDING OF WAKEFIELD OR WAKEVALE OR WAVEKALE OR NORTHERNPIKEKALE. ALL PERSONS WHO SIGNED THE GET WELL CARD FOR THE SMART-ALECK WITH THE TROUBLESOME AORTIC VALVE WILL GET A FREE PITCHER OF IRISH BEER. trombones will not be allowed and vikram must agree not to engage the stardrive of his astral rocketship, PLEAIDES ONE. that is all. amen and amen.

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