I think I need a gigantic “screwdriver and another.” But I don’t drink. I just cannot tease people on the internet. Sherry Caris thinks I am a pious nut job after teasing her about her Audi A4 and using the opening of the Lord’s Prayer . I also threw that college professor jojomagno for a loop and had to apologize like crazy. I will stick to comments on poems. and stories of me on my motorcycle harassing asshole semi-tractor trailer drivers and one huge jackass in a black Hummer. I was wishing he would have pulled over. The guy nearly caused a huge wreck right in front of me and I was enraged. So medium.com and my sense of humor are now on a quick divorce track. All humor will be directed at me and me alone. I am a goofball so I can take it and I know when I am teasing myself. I apologize for the late hour. NO MORE TEASING FROM ME. NONE. ZERO. ZIP. NADA. RIEN.