The 5 reasons why I paid $5 for Medium membership
Jessica Semaan

I will pay $5 a month for Medium starting in June because then I will have the extra coin. Allow me to luxuriate several more months as a freeloader. Wait does Membership force me to submit to publications and prostrate myself before the goddesses of Editorialis eternus formatius not accepted this monthius? I prefer to remain a free-range devil dog. I bet that Tamyka Bell would force me to buy her extra tankards of beer after her upcoming UltraMarathon. You gotta make it to 100 klicks with a kick in the end, you glorious lunatic, Tamyka Bell. Please have a friend put your finish on YouTube for us who tremble at the prospect of a 10 klicks trot-a-long. Go UMers.