Jennifer Brown, “Now Matt Smith says I owe him the 500 pounds he just forked over to the jubilant David Tennant and Matt Smith wants another 500 pounds from me for the general humiliation costs.” I think I will stick to the heavy bag; it never throws a thunderous looping overhand right to my noggin.”

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