Jennifer Smith, “Wait one second, mr. smartypants. Me and mr. lion busted our rear-ends all night and most of the day and we protected the engines to your exact specifications and now you won’t even tell us what you discovered in your stardust analysis ? That is the rankest elitism, mr. smartypants. You know what I know that you don’t know, mr. smartypants ? In a previous life in my unending re-incarnations I was a personal friend of a vast and powerful crow who could scare any bald eagle half to death with just a glance. Yeah, he took me to a ridgeline a mere 800 meters from The Creek That Mortals Fear.

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