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LAURA, DO NOT ENCOURAGE VIKRAM. HE IS THE MONSTER, NOT HANNIBAL. WITH HANNIBAL YOU SEE EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET. VIKRAM IS A MASTER OF DECEPTION AND MISDIRECTION. VICTOR DAVIS HANSON OF THE CALIFORNIA SPARTAN WARRIOR HANSONS SAYS THAT VICTOR DAVIS HANSON’S FANTASTIC KNOWLEDGE OF GREEK PHALANX TACTICS IS MATCHED ONLY BY THAT OF OUR SWEET, INNOCENT VIKRAM. DO NOT SIDE WITH VIKRAM, LAURA. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, LAURA. BATTLE THE DARKNESS. I PROMISE WE WILL GIVE YOU A RIDE IN OUR NEW HELICOPTER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.

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