Why I Don’t Like Medium Anymore
Christopher Daniels (Notorious DCI)
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LIFE LESSONS DO NOT RESPOND TO DIRT , DETECTIVE CHIEF INSPECTOR. MAYBE ICE CREAM AND MAYBE REALLY GOOD CAKE. MAYBE DUCATI DIABLO CIGARETTES. BUT NO DIRT, PLEASE. ON A SERIOUS, SMART-ALECK NOTE, I WANT YOU TO WRITE A LETTER TO THAT GIRL AND TELL HER THAT YOU FORGIVE HER. YOU ARE AN ADMIRED WRITER ON MEDIUM.COM WHICH GETS YOU LITTLE CASH BUT LOTS OF PSYCHIC SUPPORT. FORGIVE HER, DETECTIVE CHIEF INSPECTOR. WE LOVE YOUR WORDS. JUST DON’T PUT ME IN JAIL FOR ARRANGING THAT PANTHER ATTACK ON VIKRAM. I CAN’T MAKE BAIL SINCE THAT CORN-FED CEO WILL NOT LET ME MAKE ONE THIN DIME ON MEDIUM.COM. GIDDYUP, FORGIVENESS AND AMEN AND AMEN TO YOUR WORDS.