Oh, my deliciously bawdy, TeriJo. You send my little devil dog heart a-racing!
(The owners of Medium for Family Fun have edited the rest of this post as it quickly descends, or ascends, into Super-Bawdy Nonsense.)
Oh, my deliciously bawdy, TeriJo, where can we be free, free to be, free to be outrageous? If only I were a Cyborg with your brain and the good sense and money of Jeff Bezos.
Wait, wait belay that cyborg brain fusion. You and me and just a tiny bit of Amazon loot!