The Violent Murder of the Version of Wisdom Most Similar to Cocktail Shrimp
Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Oliver Shiny, ‘Know what I’m not good at ?’ Vacillating, weak openings, timidity, self-questioning, self-analysis, self-limiting format and endless questions of self and the self’s place. Stop sparring with youth-league welterweight weenies as a public service and get back in the professional ring as a world-class supermiddleweight, fly to Quebec and pound their latest phenom straight into the ground. Giddyup, powerhouse.

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