Thomas Reese Barton, JD
1 min readFeb 24, 2017

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She’s a witch, screams the crowd.

“How do you know she is a witch?”

She won a fucking Ipod on a bar code entry scam from a chicken company!

“You are fucking A right, she is a witch! Burn her! Burn her!” (We are out of wood. OOOhhhhh.)

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Thomas Reese Barton, JD

English Major, magna cum laude, Marine, Law School student of excellence, criminal defense lawyer of wit and persuasion and good humor and some hard shit.