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So, kid, it says here on your master data dump that La Legion Etrangere uses for a recruiting aid , it says you “rocked out” of a Montessori school at age 2. This is a positive marker for us at the Legion. Everything else is very good to excellent. Are you ready to sign up and see if you measure up ?

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