This shit weighs a ton
Jeffrey Field

>>>>So little tommy barton goes up to the mall Santa Claus and begins his sales pitch:

and i want a telescope and a microscope and a Donald Trump inflatable balloon thingie and i want an Iron Man Mark 59 ScubaArmorDEEP454 suit, and i want a fork-lift for my friend who has a highly-motivated poop crazy dog and he cannot lift the trash bag with all that dog poop and then he swears and says all this dog shit will be the death of him and i want a Loren Eiseley collection flying cicada killer wasp with RC digital jam-proof Mach 1.9 at 52,000 feet capability and man that dog is taking a really stinky dump out in the parking lot and………….