VIKRAM , AS I READ THIS I AM STRUCK BY YOUR FLUIDITY OF LANGUAGE.
Thomas R. Barton, JD
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VIKRAM, YOU GOTTA HELP ME ESCAPE A POUNDING FROM YOU KNOW WHO. HELP ME, VIKRAM. I AM NOT A RACIST AND LAURA NOEMA HAS AGREED TO COMPOSE A LETTER OF APOLOGY TO YOU KNOW WHO SO THAT HE WILL LET ME GO TO ALASKA AND PAN FOR GOLD NEXT YEAR. I AM A FEARIN’ FOR MY PUNY LIFE, VIKRAM. HELP. SOS. SOS.

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