What can I do for you, Deputy ? Sonny Bohanan called in to the Sheriff’s Office to say I was harassing and using road rage against a Hummer ? Hell’s bells, I am on a 442 pound Yamaha sportbike, why would I go all ‘road rage’ on a 7500 pound Hummer ? It is hyperbole. Their was a comely woman in the passenger seat and she was leaning out the window beckoning me to ride in close formation. What ? Well if she did lift her shirt to show off her ‘natural assets’ it was purely on her initiative and I am not responsible for that. It was a nice 3 seconds I’lll grant you that. Hey, that Sonny Bohanan just bought a used Audi A4 from ‘Slippery Pete’ Sherry Caris so he is fond of tall tales. He likes to hear ’em and he likes to tell ’em. Good day, Deputy. Well if you want to cite me for C and I, you’re gonna have to waddle back to that Dodge Charger and catch me. Let’s ride, cowboy !