Medium’s Rights: Clarity, please
Todd Hannula 🤓
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WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON AT MEDIUM.COM THESE DAYS ? I HAVE A HARMLESS OBSESSION WITH BLOOMBERG BUSINESS TV AND THE BLOOMBERG BUSINESS WEBSITE, BLOOMBERG.COM, AND I COME BACK AND EVERYONE IS IN TURMOIL AND I GOTTA READ ABOUT CONTENT RIGHTS AND THIS NON-GREEK DIOGENES IS RUNNING AMOK STIRRING UP CONFLICT AND THIS TODD GUY WHO THREATENED TO SUSPEND FOR ALL TIME MY ONLINE SMART-ALECK RIGHTS HE IS ASKING ME FOR ASSISTANCE ? WHAT THE HIDEY HOH IS GOING ON ? “WHAT’S GOIN’ ON, WHAT’S GOIN’ ON, DDAHASD AHD DSDH. I CAN’T WRITE MOTOWN LYRICS AT ALL. I WONDER IF THAT VIKRAM GUY HAS GONE MIA AND THE WHOLE ENTERPRISE IS TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF GOING BIG-TIME COMMERCIAL AND NOW THE GLOVES ARE OFF AND THAT SARAH WOMAN IS NO LONGER MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH AND ALL IS LOST AND I AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS STUFF AND I CAN’T FIND MY 4 D CELL MAGLITE AND THAT REALLY MEAN NON-GREEK DIOGENES GUY IS GUNNING FOR ME AND RACIAL DISHARMONY IS EVERYWHERE AND NOW I LOOK FORWARD TO THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH AS THE CHINESE COPPPER IMPLOSION BOMB DETONATES. ( alphabet says to all you medium.com readers that the jackass is here referring to the yuan carry trade in the copper market that is gigantically leveraged and the bloomberg analyst who knows everything about china and copper and 70 percent collapse and things are going to hell in the chinese levered derivatives world — wow, we just got lost in this sentence. we at alphabet apologize and beg your forgiveness. we have been exposed for far too long to the bad effects of cosmic rays with the deranged method-actor matt damon as we prepare to assist elon musk in his endeavor to use wholesome copper implosion h-bombs to civilize mars for mankind. we are sorry we ever tried to counteract the nonsense put forth by this jackass smart-aleck from missouri. ) THANKS A MILLION FOR THE STAB IN THE BACK, ALPHABET. AND IT IS PRONOUNCED “ MI ZUR RUH “ NOT, NOT MI ZUR REEE . GIDDYUP TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH EVEN AS MEDIUM.COM DESCENDS INTO ANARCHY AND ACRIMONY. JUST WHAT DOES THAT TODD GUY DO AGAIN ? I GET CONFUSED. AMEN AND AMEN. AND HELP OUT THAT POOR MICHAEL BLOOMBURG GUY AND READ A FEW STORIES AT BLOOMBERG.COM. HE IS JUST TRYING TO GET AHEAD IN THE WORLD SO HE CAN STOP DRIVING FOR UBER ON THE WEEKENDS TAKING RICH FOLKS TO THE METROPOLITAN OPERA. OOPS, ARE THEY STILL IN BUSINESS OR DID THEY GO BANKRUPT ? I GET CONFUSED . HELEN, GET ME VIKRAM AT MEDIUM.COM ON THE LINE. AND SO IT GOES. PLEASE DETONATE SOON, MISTER CHINESE COPPER IMPLOSION BOMB. PRETTY PLEASE. MAY I HAVE SOME PECAN PIE BEFORE I GO ?