Have you ever had the inclination to play a game where you, as Paul Blart, drive around the mall on your segway, catching criminals? Well, if this was somehow your fantasy, you could do it from the convenience of your web browser, in the webgame Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Yeah. Advergames are weird… but did you know there’s a secret behind this game? Well, okay, not really. It’s essentially shovelware. …