Fearing His Own Policies, Trump Begins Frantic Effort To Dig Survival Shelter
Allan Ishac

Dr Trumpenstein: “Hey! Look what I made! It’s great! It’s a fake man. I’m calling him Bright Bart, cos he’s SO clever. Everyone agrees. He does ALL the work, and I do the press. Cos I’m good on tv….a celebrity! And if it all goes wrong, he’ll carry the can. Genius! Amazing!”

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