Published inThe Release NotesBillionaire Wins Bet With Friend To Re-Create Life-Sized Robot From Aliens, Tweets Victory PhotoSEATTLE, WA — Fresh off celebrating his ascendance as the third richest man on Forbes 2017 billionaires list, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos tweeted…Mar 21, 2017Mar 21, 2017
Published inThe Release NotesNew NSA Study Finds That 100% Of Americans Have Never, Ever Wanted To Open 25 Browser Tabs At OnceFORT MEADE, MD — A new study released today by the National Security Agency (NSA) has determined that 100% of Americans have never…Jan 24, 2017Jan 24, 2017
Published inThe Release NotesTwitter Accidentally Loops Nickleback’s Tweets In Users’ Timelines For 6.5 secondsBlames accidental “git-merge” with Vine Camera appJan 18, 2017Jan 18, 2017
