FORGET T-REX NOW YOU GOT T-RUMP!

In the Land of ultimate Uberfame, a place where strange adulation of high flying non-entities; Kardashians, Gagas, Biebers et al, your strange algorithm plumbs new depths.

Suddenly the mighty Donald Trump, ‘trum-phantly’ gallops in on a presciently named charger called ‘Apocalypse’!

Like some kind of Mussolini redux, he pouts and prances with derisive squint & jutting jaw, promising impenetrable walls and obliteration of all enemies to culminate in guaranteed restoration of America’s greatness.

“Dear USA, here’s hoping your Lunatic Fringe is not as big as Donald’s!”

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