Tony WoodliefShepherds and WolvesAnother revelation of systematic, years-long sexual exploitation of girls in England, and the accompanying failure of men whose jobs are to…Mar 17, 2018Mar 17, 2018
Tony WoodliefPocket Guide to Navigating the Hellscape That is Your Internet Provider’s Customer Service…Trying to get your internet provider to fix a problem can be dreadful, so based on recent experience, I offer you this handy little guide…Mar 8, 2018Mar 8, 2018
Tony WoodliefThose responsibleSince the day Cain raised a rock to Abel’s head, men have been about the business of slaughtering one another. Oceans of blood spilled and…Feb 22, 20181Feb 22, 20181
Tony WoodliefThe Soil of the HeartI don’t know much about Harvey Weinstein, but I now bear more information about him than I ever set out to possess. All I can think, when I…Oct 13, 2017Oct 13, 2017
Tony WoodliefHell and VegasAs I write this they haven’t determined a final count of the dead and dying in Las Vegas. How many homes are filled this night with…Oct 3, 2017Oct 3, 2017
Tony WoodliefThe Commencement Address I’ll Never Be Allowed to GiveI’d like to thank Debtwell University for this opportunity to address your student body. Furthermore, I want to express my deepest hope…May 16, 2017May 16, 2017
Tony WoodliefMaybe it’s not that mostly assholes like David Foster Wallace.This is a post for men. This is not a post for women. If you are a woman, I respectfully request that you stop reading immediately. I’m…Apr 26, 20172Apr 26, 20172
Tony WoodliefSome Very Important Books You Should Definitely Not ReadSo I’m eating pineapple and considering this year’s Pulitzer Prize winners and these are not unrelated, because both activities aim at…Apr 19, 20178Apr 19, 20178
Tony WoodliefHammering ArtThey say all great men have a morning routine, so I figured I ought to rush right out and get me one of those. I’ll belabor the elements of…Feb 10, 20171Feb 10, 20171
Tony WoodliefOf mice and menThe mice think I am a god. Not the God, but definitely a god. Their tithe is a fresh-hollowed hazelnut, rolled into the center of my floor…Feb 1, 20171Feb 1, 20171
