Male Directors Making Movie Sequels To Literature Classics

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Ulysses Reloaded — Directed by Michael Bay

The Silmarillion: A Ring To Rule My Heart — Directed by Garry Marshall

Jane Eyre 2: My Body My Choice — Improved by Aaron Sorkin

Oliver: Twisted — Directed by Quentin Tarantino

Moby Dick 2: Unscripted — Written and Directed by Christopher Nolan

Don Quixote: Escape From The Asylum — Directed by Robert Rodriguez

The Catcher in the Rye 2: Phonies In My New Investment Banking Job Who Like To Curse A Lot And For Some Reason Are From Boston — Directed by Martin Scorsese

Tiny Women (a Pixar animated short) — Directing debut by Casey Affleck

Fahrenheit 452: a Documentary — Heavily edited by Michael Moore

20,001 Leagues Under The Sea: I Broke The Fucking Record You Worthless Pieces Of Shit — Directed by James Cameron

1985 — Directed by Woody Allen

Inferno: The Peculiar Afterlife of Virgil — Directed by Wes Anderson

Charlotte’s Web of Parallel Universes — Ruined by J.J. Abrams

Sense and Sensibility: Sensually Senseless, a Sensible Sequel — Directed by a contractually obligated Ang Lee

The Metamorphoses. Plural. — Directed by Darren Aronofksy

Rayuela, Dos. — Directed by Alejandro Iñárritu

The Other Karamazov Brother — Directed by Tim Burton, starring Johnny Depp as all the Karamazovs.

Illyad: The Last Stand — Directed by Brett Ratner. no, Zack Snyder. no, Brett Ratner. No. Brett Ratner and Zack Snyder fight to the death.

Lolita: All Grown Up — Directed by Roman Polanski

Brave New World: Braver, Newer, Worlder — Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer