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I’m a father, husband, brother, and son. I like to write things down so I won’t forget them as my brain continues turning itself into mush as I get older.

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    gripes-cember

    In thoughtful (yet tastefully delayed) counterpoint to November’s ubiquitous thirty-days-of-thanks posts, I present the following “December…In thoughtful (yet tastefully delayed) counterpoint to November’s ubiquitous thirty-days-of-thanks posts, I present the following “December 13th, early-afternoon-of-gripes” post. I will touch on such subjects as: “throwing rocks at my house and calling it ‘advertising’”; “that orange vest and whistle don’t trump physics”; and “phonebooks.” A couple of these gripes are related. Although they may not seem so at first, “(fake) phonebooks” and “people throwing rocks at my house” are both things…
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    imagine how the waffles feel

    Eliot: “But Daaaady, I don’t waaaaaannnt to f**k my waffles!”
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      *that* one?

      Eliot has been tagging along to several of his mom’s follow-up medical appointments this week and whenever a medical-worker (doctor, nurse…
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        anticipate!

        I’m sitting on the couch, and Youngest Son (not quite two years old) is sitting next to me.
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