Indian names everyone relates to

ramblings while sick in bed*


Few minutes back it turned Jan 1, 2014 and this is the first time ever I watched clock going past 12 on my couch, without any intoxicants in my system. Quiet and warm. Not because I’ve been spiritually elevated or something, its because I ventured outdoors in shorts and have been sick since last two days. Being sick gives you a luxury of thought. I am also trying medium for the first time to express myself, its quite impressed as an online medium for distraction-less expression. Its quite ‘zen’- ish. They’ve got the ratios, colors and fonts right.

Everyone should fall sick at least twice an year, with minimum guests showing their ‘honest generous regards’ ☺That’s the least they can do

Since I have fallen sick I’ve done a lot of chatting with my friends back home. India I feel is fragmented collection of many cultures. I experience the difference when I talk to a friend sitting in Jodhpur vs a friend sitting in Kochi. With all its problems and chaos aside, India makes a few ‘brands’ that are exported worldwide. I thought I should write them down.

I mean ‘brands’ loosely, and not measurable soft-exports like handicrafts, carpets, ‘talent’, spirituality. Something that verbally tangible and desis brag about. I haven’t lived much outside the country, but from the last one year travels in US/Europe, these come to my mind.


The ‘brands’ that people relate to. Order is immaterial.

  1. Old Monk ☺
  2. Bollywood
  3. Yoga
  4. Royal Enfield
  5. TATA
  6. Bhangra
  7. Assam Tea
  8. Malana Cream (Hash) or Bhang
  9. Shiva
  10. Bengal Tiger
  11. Tikka Masala (chicken/paneer)
  12. Masala chai
  13. Kamasutra
  14. Outsourced IT
  15. King Cobra
  16. Krishna
  17. Tantra
  18. Gandhi
  19. Chumbak
  20. Dalda
  21. Neem
  22. Arranged marriages
  23. Caste system

and

Orgin of ‘HORN OK PLEASE’ seen behind every truck is still unknown

Additions to the list?

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