Dear Taylor Swift, again
Wind Taxi (age 13 (still))
Dear Taylor Swift,
When was the last time you took a proper BM? That’s what my dad says when I’m in a “mood.” Don’t worry he’s a douche, but that’s the question I bet all your “crew” is afraid to ask you. And like my dad also says, “if you ever think someone is so great you can’t believe it, picture them sitting on the porcelain throne and see how royal they are.
But listen, and you too, the lady that opens her mail to make sure I didn’t send anthrax.
Everybody likes your new song. My friend Kia, plays it over and over and over and I get it. You went from being like the girl who was like, “boys are douches, but at least we have our friends and when you sing you’re like, “you get it.” And we, the ones who are stuck in Douchetown going to Douchetown Middleschool are, “we get it,” like psychic crew, or something. But now you’re like my friend Janelle who went for one half a year to live with her dad in Chicago while her mom went to rehab and then came back skinny and with new clothes and we we’re like, “o-kaaayyy” and she’s like, I still totally like you guys but I’m just one person right!” and I’m like, “uh, I get it, du-oooshy”
Did you forget us? Because some of us are still sitting on our butts on the bleachers and you’re getting like the girl who you thought was your best friend but then she gets a boyfriend and won’t, like ever talk to you again.
Just saying, don’t be a douche.
Not mad just hurt.
No wait, actually MAD! You lied about all that knowing how it is? You just wanted to be with victoria secret models all along. At least they know they’re slutty, you’re just a poser. Now I’m starting to think you just pick up boyfriends and losers to milk them for lyrics. I’m so pissed, my dad used to burn his albums but I can only delete.
So rubbing our face in it when we can’t get out of shittown iowa not to speak of our own skin? That’s douchy really douchy
Ps I know you’re not going to write back anyway.
Wind taxi
Ppss, I still like the new song though.
wt
