“I can’t wait until I’m 50.”
Snakes and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales

Aww, this is sweet. He realized you could very well be dead when he’s 80 and retracted the number by 30 years, just to hopefully keep you around.

He’s so sweet.

*ovaries back-flipping*

Like what you read? Give Tre L. Loadholt a round of applause.

From a quick cheer to a standing ovation, clap to show how much you enjoyed this story.