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If you’ve ever heard me, I sound pretty average. I cannot tell you how many times I have heard, “You speak so well. So articulate.” “You enunciate properly.”

And, don’t let me state that I have an actual degree, like w/ credentials and the like with, get this, a Minor too! And, I went to an actual University to obtain it.

OH NO! Tuck the sails in. That’s not supposed to happen, it’s just not!

NOT TO ME, At least.

But, I am going to put a cap on this one. It needs to be capped. I should cap it.