Surely as the leaves must fall, the dick has its autumnal transition. Here’s everything you need to know about cold-weather shrinkage — There can be no light without darkness; there can be no happiness without sadness. And so it only follows that there can be no summer penis without a winter penis. Just as warm weather causes the summer penis to emerge swollen, relaxed, excitable and full of get-up-and-go, the chilly months…

There’s a bright light at the end of that pockmarked tunnel, according to science — In spite of recent attempts by celebrities like Justin Bieber to make zits seem cool, it’s safe to say most people don’t clamor for an acne-riddled face. After all, we spend billions annually to get rid of the suckers. But there’s new research that suggests there is a bright successful…

*screams into the abyss* — I got yer presidential alert right here: A new study finds that one in six men who take a shit at work don’t always wash their hands afterward. It was a British study, so we know that they don’t take shits, they “have a poo” — but of all their…

There’s a reason Cory Booker’s sexual misconduct story sounds so different from Brett Kavanaugh’s — When New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker demanded an investigation into the “serious and credible” assault allegations levied against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, he waltzed himself in front of an alt-right firing squad. Trouble is, Booker is being called out as a hypocrite for having a less-than-perfect past with at…

They’re still pariahs in pop culture—but the truth about stepparent abuse is far more complicated — A full 16 percent of families are blended—but if stepfathers are out there crushing it on the job, we don’t seem to hear a lot about it. Pop-culture depictions give us the occasionally perfect stepdad, such as Mike Brady in The Brady Bunch, but the rest tend to fall somewhere…

What (and who) is Kivin? And can it really give all types of women guaranteed, earth-shattering orgasms? — It’s a glorious day when mankind — and we do mean mankind — bravely pushes through the confusion and wilderness of uncharted sexual territory only to discover something in practice for thousands of years. …

If you’ve treated yourself to Seamless or another delivery app lately—as most city-dwellers have—you may have noticed a curious new thing. You’re tracking the food’s arrival, and finally, it’s here. The driver arrives near your place, but instead of bringing the goods to the door and knocking, they text or…

Our go-to urologist had a whole lot to say about this one — There’s no beating around this bush: Your penis should be sparkling clean before you go introducing that thing to a new friend. …

Brett Kavanaugh is the latest to wield the ultimate weapon in scandal PR—the Wife Boost — Brett Kavanaugh’s wife, Ashley Estes Kavanaugh, sits beside her husband in her conservative Sunday best, her hands and ankles crossed demurely, and says pretty much what you’d expect a wife to say when her man is accused of two instances of sexual assault. …