I actually think Peeple is comedy gold. Just listen to co-founder Julia Cordray:
With any new concept there is naturally fear. When the people found out that the earth was round instead of flat and that we revolved around the sun instead of the sun revolving around us naturally people were upset and confused and they pushed back with all that they had.
Way to go: compare your unimaginative, potentially harmful app to the works of Copernicus and Galileo. You just can’t write this stuff up. You should invite her to your next CHD (as the comedian partner of the team, of course).
But I do think the app solves one major problem for society: with so many new law schools graduates around, there’s not enough work for all those poor lawyers. Think of all the slander and civil law suites that would start pouring out of that app. I wonder if legal firms should start taking ads IN the app itself? There! That’s a worthy idea, and I fully expect to get my cut once its implemented.