TimGolden
TimGolden
Jul 30, 2017 · 2 min read

a retired NYPD officer would not have been injured by a drunk driver if

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/crime/freeport-man-charged-with-dwi-after-head-on-crash-official-says-1.13879072

y’all would have installed breathalyzers in all (new + old) motor vehicles

Tim Golden10 months ago

U.S. Department of Justice,
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”

TimGolden Dec 13, 2016

Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then

4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen

TimboGolden May 10

“install breathalyzers!” in all (new + old) motor vehicles

p.s.

capiche?

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