Q: are you God’s friend?

U.S. Department of Justice,
I shall tell you the marks of a friend — 
a friend warns…
a friend assists…
a friend comforts…
a friend delivers… — Fo-pen-hing-tsih-king (ch.16)
p.s.
bro(t)her! to prove THAT you are G-D’S friend
A) receive G-D’S Mail
B) carry G-D’S Mail
C) deliver G-D’S Mail
p.p.s.
bro(t)her! now (nunc) you know G-D’S ABCs 
_______________________
U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) cars to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes 
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers in all (new + old) motor vehicles
______________________
IN G-D we TRUST
vs
U.S. Military Budgets 1948–2015
Obama FY2010–15 $663.4 billion per year
Bush Jr FY2002–09* $634.9 “ “ “
Clinton FY1994–2001 $418.0 “ “ “
Bush Sr FY1990–93 $513.4 “ “ “
Reagan FY1982–89 $565.0 “ “ “
Carter FY1978–81 $428.1 “ “ “
Ford FY1976–77 $406.7 “ “ “
Nixon FY1970–75 $441.7 “ “ “
Johnson FY1965–69 $527.3 “ “ “
p.s.
Trust but Verify
p.p.s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures
p.p.p.s.
FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD! on y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] 
_______________________
IN G-D we TRUST
vs
Q: can I show y’all a modern day golden calf?
A: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3701727/Navy-s-12-9-billion-USS-Gerald-R-Ford-delayed-dogged-reliability-issues.html
Q: if Moses was here today what would [HE HE HE] say?
A: _________________________[yoo-hoo] [yoo-hoo]
U.S. Department of Justice,
Q1: how much have y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] sunk
into 1 warship since 2009? 
A1: more than $13 billion
Q2: how much have y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] invested
in the EEOC over 50 years (to eradicate workplace discrimination)?
A2: less than $10 billion
p.s.
shame! shame! shame! on y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress]
and
FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD! on y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress]