Dr. Stern keeps a sign in her office above the receptionist’s window: Mortui Vivis Praecipant. Let the dead teach the living.

To The Editor of The New York Times: Would it not be a good thing to make all candidates pass an examination I.H. Williams Brooklyn March 26, 1902

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TimboGolden Mar 18, 2016

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U.S. Department of Justice,
Q1: doesn’t it seem like the 3 branches of government were created
to embarrass the haughty and the naughty?
Q2: doesn’t it seem like the 3 branches of government are waiting
to embarrass the haughty and the naughty?

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_______________PROBLEM_________________
we Americans are now shamefully faced with the two worst candidates 
in the history of American presidential elections. 
And yet where is the outrage? 
- Linda Stasi, New York Daily News
October 26, 2016
_______________SOLUTION_______________________
U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: to be a doctor or a dentist you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact: to be an attorney or an architect you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact: to captain a plane you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact: to captain a ship you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Q: to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ any Tests?
p.s.
require all presidential + congressional candidates to ‘take and pass’
Tests [History + Ethics + psychological + polygraph] every 4(e!) years

p.s.

Dr. Stern keeps a sign in her office above the receptionist’s window: Mortui Vivis Praecipant. Let the dead teach the living.

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Mortui vivis praecipiant. The dead command the living (to right wrongs).

Mortui vivis praecipiant. The dead command the living (to wake up).

Mortui vivis praecipiant. The dead (immigrants who were hungry and thirsty and suffered and died alone in a desert) should be trumpet blast for all good spirits “in the flesh” to wake up before, “it’s too late!”

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if y’all [Republican Party + Democratic Party] are alive and growing in G-D then why haven’t y’all learned from I.H. Williams Brooklyn March 26, 1902?

if y’all [Republican Party + Democratic Party] are alive and growing in G-D then require all presidential and congressional candidates to ‘take and pass’ Tests [History + Ethics + psychological + polygraph] every 4(e!) years

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y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] better start righting before G-D says, “spirits! put your man (pencils) down!”

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