Q4: did Christian ICE agents arrest their innocent Christian cooks?

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Q1: did the 6 ICE agents leave their 3 cooks a proper Tip (no joke)?
Q2: were the ICE agents Christian?
Q3: were the cooks Christian?
Q4: did Christian ICE agents arrest their innocent Christian cooks?
Q5: is (t)HIS story real?

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Socratic Irony

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y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] better start righting before G-D says, “spirits! put your man (pencils) down!”