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Title: Y.O.L.O.

Talent: Drake — $4 (if you count Degrassi)

Style: Reality show — $1

Location: Los Angeles/Toronto — $10

Network: E! — $6

Genre: Drama — $5

Total budget: $26!!!!!

This show becomes the biggest reality TV series of all-time, as Ryan Seacrest’s team follows Drake around L.A. and Toronto while Drizzy breaks up with J-Lo and then immediately has dinner with various adult actresses at Nobu. Drake’s ghostwriter is finally revealed, and he is seen crying in at least 4 episodes per season. Y.O.L.O. becomes such a huge hit that E! ends up having to cancel Keeping Up With The Kardashians in order to play reruns of Drake’s new hit show 24/7.

Bill Simmons and Alison Herman tell me you wouldn’t watch this. I dare you!