This story is unavailable.

How about Cyborg? Low budget action, over-the-top bad guy and poor acting. Plus, it was made solely because Cannon Films was desperate to recoup some of the $4 million it had spent on canceled Spider-Man and Masters of the Universe 2 projects, so it developed a movie around those existing sets and costumes.

What do you get? 1989 Van Damme; post-apocalyptic chain mail; a cool gun; a flashback scene used about seven times in order to beef up the run time; a climactic fight in the rain; a creepy gang of bad guys traveling the coast on a mini barge; a chase sequence that starts in the ruins of a building complex, continues through a sewer and then a marsh, and ends with a crucifixion; main characters named named Gibson Rickenbacker and Fender Tremolo; lots of knives and some absurd dialogue delivery. It’s fantastic.

One clap, two clap, three clap, forty?

By clapping more or less, you can signal to us which stories really stand out.