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Mar 1, 2016

The Bachelor Power Rankings — Week 9

Light week. Quick read. To be candid, as the crazies get eliminated from the show, these blogs get tougher and tougher to write. I almost want an Olivia back… what am I saying… No I don’t.

9 weeks down. One week left. Love is in the air… shit’s about to hit the fan. Ben telling two girls that he’s in love them them can only end one way… terribly. Before I reveal my best guess as to who is taking the crown this season, let’s recap week 9:

Quote of the week — “I find myself in a lot of up and down moments…” That’s what happens when you visit the fantasy suite on back-to-back-to-back nights with three HARD 10’s . I know Ben is somewhat religious… but you’re going to have a hard time convincing me he didn’t get a lil freaky with all three. Someone get this guy a gatorade.
Caila’s date sucked. Floating down a river. No talking. Awkward. Boring. The Jerk Chicken/Coconut water lunch , however, looked pretty bomb. You could tell Caila was getting the boot this week when they started playing the creepy Harry Potter-ish music throughout the date. Sad to see.

You all know how much I liked Caila… my only hope is that she becomes the next Bachelorette and I get on the show… or I meet her a tech conference in Boston (fingers crossed).

Side note — The bikini Caila busted out might be the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.

I genuinely think Ben was planning on ending the show after his Fantasy Suite date with Lauren B. Their connection and chem is simply undeniable.

BUT…Then he saw JoJo and was given 2 huge reminders why she’s made it this far. Kind of like when Michael Scott was trying to end his relationship with Jan for good… then decided they should back together after finding out she got a boob-job. JoJo is so hot…

“No. No, no, no, no. I’ll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job. Excuse me, boob enhancement. That would be shallow. And this is the opposite of shallow. This is… emotionally magnificent.” — Michael Scott

Ben was throwing around and giving away the “L word” like Oprah giving away cars to her whole crowd on one of her Oprah’s Favorite Things episodes. “You get an I love you! You get an I love you!”