Andrea and Trevor Vaubel in their home, feel like failures.

Couple Out of Ideas; Fail as Parents

July 26, 2017

SAINT PAUL, MN — — After making a questionably funny knock off of a popular internet series to announce the impending birth of their 2 year old daughter, Harriet, Minnesota couple Trevor and Andrea Vaubel realized they were completely out of trendy ways to announce their second pregnancy.

“We want to be those kind of cool, hip people that everyone talks about but we can’t think of anything good. It’s like we’ve already failed as parents.”

The Vaubels considered everything from holiday puns to a fake movie trailer but nothing seemed to fit.

Trevor was hoping to use his comedic acting skills in some way but Andrea was less sure. “Between you and me, he thinks he’s funnier than he is. Um, please don’t print that. Are you going to print that?”

As of press time the Vaubels had still not made up their minds. Their poor kid is expected February 6, 2018.