Can this be the beginning of a thing? Because sweet baby Jesus did you hit the nail on the head. Then that nail sailed through these hobnobgoblins heads (because of course you have to nail things directly to the forehead for these folks, Martin Luther-style) and none of us ever had to read a goddamn FIVE THINGS YOU MUST DO BEFORE 30 listicle ever, ever again.
“Reform,” she cried. “Reform! Reform!” I love this Medium place, but it’s quickly filling with clickbait garbage articles I’m tired of shifting through.