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Thoughts from an Outsider

I Can’t Stop

I hate your Instagram Stories. Not because they’re terrible, or because you’re terrible. Sometimes, I wish you were terrible. But you’re…

Jul 14, 2020

Jul 14, 2020

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Thoughts from an Outsider

The Privileged Shopper of Beforetimes

I flash my card for a friendly nod, and immediately notice a mother and daughter staring at a stack of boxes near the entrance.

Jul 10, 2020

The Privileged Shopper of Beforetimes

Jul 10, 2020

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Thoughts from an Outsider

Flying Back

These seats are real leather. Dyed-blue leather. You wouldn’t think an airline would use real leather. Too expensive, right? But they have…

Jul 10, 2019

Flying Back

Jul 10, 2019

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Because you never asked: why I left Facebook for 8 weeks

For days/months/weeks/years, whenever I checked Facebook first thing in the morning, I would always say to myself, “Why am I checking…

Sep 6, 2016

Because you never asked: why I left Facebook for 8 weeks

Sep 6, 2016

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I don’t care what people think of me, because of my self-realization that I was an asshole in fifth…

During a late night, non-sleeping time (you know, those times when you’re supposed to be sleeping, but you can’t, so you’re just lying…

Sep 4, 2016

Sep 4, 2016

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I don’t have a dog, but if I did, I think I would make its food.

I have two favorite dog foods. Not that I’ve eaten dog food. But if I was a dog, I would definitely eat these foods. The first one is…

Aug 10, 2016

Aug 10, 2016

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My beliefs regarding Spider-Man

I like Spider-Man. I always have, ever since I knew he existed. Of course, I read every news tidbit that comes out of the interwebs…

Aug 9, 2016

Aug 9, 2016

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I made a Christmas List for Santa

When any adult writes a Christmas list for public view, you know that it’s going to be some think piece, that maybe helps us reflect on our…

Dec 16, 2015

I made a Christmas List for Santa

Dec 16, 2015

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That One Intersection

Fly

Jun 25, 2013

Fly

Jun 25, 2013

Carl
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That One Intersection

The Boy With The Thorn In His Side

Jun 3, 2013

The Boy With The Thorn In His Side

Jun 3, 2013

Carl

Carl

industrial designer/physicist/baker/writer of a few good Yelp reviews/guy from roguebakery.com. I’m on Instagram & Twitter: @trx0x

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