CarlinThoughts from an OutsiderI Can’t StopI hate your Instagram Stories. Not because they’re terrible, or because you’re terrible. Sometimes, I wish you were terrible. But you’re…Jul 14, 2020Jul 14, 2020
CarlinThoughts from an OutsiderThe Privileged Shopper of BeforetimesI flash my card for a friendly nod, and immediately notice a mother and daughter staring at a stack of boxes near the entrance.Jul 10, 2020Jul 10, 2020
CarlinThoughts from an OutsiderFlying BackThese seats are real leather. Dyed-blue leather. You wouldn’t think an airline would use real leather. Too expensive, right? But they have…Jul 10, 2019Jul 10, 2019
CarlinReading is optionalBecause you never asked: why I left Facebook for 8 weeksFor days/months/weeks/years, whenever I checked Facebook first thing in the morning, I would always say to myself, “Why am I checking…Sep 6, 2016Sep 6, 2016
CarlinReading is optionalI don’t care what people think of me, because of my self-realization that I was an asshole in fifth…During a late night, non-sleeping time (you know, those times when you’re supposed to be sleeping, but you can’t, so you’re just lying…Sep 4, 2016Sep 4, 2016
CarlinReading is optionalI don’t have a dog, but if I did, I think I would make its food.I have two favorite dog foods. Not that I’ve eaten dog food. But if I was a dog, I would definitely eat these foods. The first one is…Aug 10, 2016Aug 10, 2016
CarlinReading is optionalMy beliefs regarding Spider-ManI like Spider-Man. I always have, ever since I knew he existed. Of course, I read every news tidbit that comes out of the interwebs…Aug 9, 2016Aug 9, 2016
CarlinReading is optionalI made a Christmas List for SantaWhen any adult writes a Christmas list for public view, you know that it’s going to be some think piece, that maybe helps us reflect on our…Dec 16, 2015Dec 16, 2015