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If you can’t laugh at this, you’re doing life wrong.

Also, hate to break it to those of you who still seem unaware, but it’s not really a hunger strike if, when you get hungry, you’re allowed to rotate out with someone else so you can go eat. That’s just some people taking turns standing around in between meals.

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