REASONS YOU SHOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH ME

<> Some writers may want to kill me for this (yey, violent conflict)

<> My ideas bring into question the value of art, and where the balance is

<> I still have lots of ideas to make money from this, and I’m happy to share EVERYTHING with you

<> This may or may not work, so the chances of me looking like a complete idiot are rather high (you heard it here first, folks)