She’s the one who most likely looks like others. Unless she just got back from a vacation, in which case she might have a tan. That’s assuming she didn’t go to a colder location. But for every souvenir she’s holding… oh hell, they’re probably at home in a drawer. Do you actually use your decorative keychains? Do you even have any?

Don’t date a girl who travels. If she has been outside of her town, she might want to move somewhere, or go on a vacation. You do not have the money for this. It is inconvenient for your energy level and your wallet.

Don’t date a girl who travels, for she has probably been outside of the country. This is a deal breaker. What if she learned a language you don’t know? What if she developed a thing for foreign guys? You’re not foreign. You do not like foreigners. ‘Merica or nothing.

Chances are, this girl has a job that allows her a reasonable amount of vacation time. A lot of jobs do. If she has time to go on vacation, then nothing is keeping her with you. Certainly not your personality. You’re not particularly charming.

Don’t date a girl who travels, because she tends to have opinions. How else would she decide where to go? After all, she only gets a few weeks of vacation a year. She has to make some decisions. Should she go skiing? Should she go to the beach? What about the city? Or a mix? But I digress.

She will never need you. Not because she travels, but because you’re kind of incompetent, and she has basic skills. She keeps up with foreign affairs so that she can occasionally hold an intelligent conversation. She can pay for herself because she makes money from her job, possibly more than you.

So never date a girl who travels unless you also have the perks of having a few vacation weeks per year. Otherwise, she might go and find someone more interesting than you.