Tech BS, a Friend of Many.

BS is when you invite people for a technical tech event and all you do is talk.

BS is when you hire someone in a tech company just because she’s a “woman in tech”.

BS is when you hype a gossip blog owner as “one of the most disruptive women in tech in Africa”.

BS is when you spend your entire money on a laptop you don’t need, just because “dude, it’s a mac!”.

BS is when you’re shouting about how you’re impacting tech and all you do is basically post photos around and “blow grammar”.

BS is when you hold an hackathon and you pronounce a team that didn’t build shit winners because they had awesome slides and “business plan”

BS is when you have a Software Engineer title in a company and you can’t implement bubble sort algorithm.

BS is when you think you have to be in Lagos to build awesome stuff in Nigeria.

BS is when you think more programming languages == better programmer.

BS is having 100+ repositories on GitHub with mostly as the only file in each.

BS is when you make commits to GitHub with only space and comment changes everyday.

BS are Numerous.

BS’s HQin Nigeria is Lagos.

BS is the friend of many.

BS and i can’t relate.

BS is BS.

Note : As Written Directly From My Brain, This is totally how i see whatever i just wrote up there at the time of post or last edit, and is totally my opinion.
-Tosin Omotoyinbo.