Limericking news since 2011; There was an Old Geezer Called Caesar pub 2013: There Once Was a Man with 6 Wives out 2017 http://ow.ly/FcO6306dUha
A poor presidential beginner
Was anxious to look like a winner.
He hated when folks
Told anti-Trump jokes
So guess who’s not coming to dinner?
A topical limerick for today, with the petition to cancel Trump’s state visit to the UK now on more than 1.6m signatures.
Petitioners urging TheresaTo stop being such an appeaserAre asking why is itShe wants a state visitFor such an obnoxious old…
I limerick the news (because someone has to).
This one’s about a fossil discovery from 540 million years ago, reckoned to be the oldest-known human ancestor. It had no anus, so used the one orifice to eat and to defecate.