I doubt that many people will stumble across this blog. This post serves as an introduction of sorts for those of you who have yet to have the displeasure of my company, as well as a mission statement for the purpose of my writing.

At the time of writing, I am 26 years old. I work remotely as a full-time software engineer (a term which here means Code Monkey, shout-outs to both Lemony Snicket and Jonathan Coulton) for a company called SemanticBits. A bit of a nerd, I recently started hosting a Dungeons and Dragons campaign for some friends and family. Please, ladies, one at a time.