It’s actually hard to describe why Donald Trump would be a terrible president

Misogyny. Bigotry. Childish pointing of the fingers. Where does anyone even begin when they want to talk about dolan trunt? The dude is 70 years-old; I could get into statistics here, but if our boi danlan says something sufficiently unheard of at least once a week in the last year of the presidential race that should amount to … about … at least one profane slur directed towards another human for most of his developing lifestyle (I estimate the beginning of elementary school when a bigger kid bullied him that one time, and his father reminded him how many bitches he could pull just because of how much money they were willing to shell out for a social sake).

I watched the first presidential debate with two males, one who describes himself as “alpha” (is that not a title to be earned?) and the other opened our political conversation with some anecdote about how he does not care about my “feminist ass” prior to watching hillredry clinbon walk on the stage. I couldn’t help but shake my head or groan or literally put a hand in the air, squint my eyes, fill the space in front of me with my head and hesitate, then say “what?”

Even though there’s op-ed articles and allegations and videos and tweets and Facebook posts all regarding the offensive things that our potential leader-of-the-free-world has directed towards just about everyone in America (except the deplorables*), I can’t bring myself to choose what to first angrily complain about the donnie. Does anyone else feel like this? Are you all in a mess trying to figure out what you hate the most about this election? Is voting real?

*come on, for real